shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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