FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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