Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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