Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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