yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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