it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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