The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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