You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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