I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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