Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
