Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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