Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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