I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
tell me about the eggs
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