if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
