everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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