She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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