and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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