I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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