did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
