so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Two words: nipple clamps
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