They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My room smells like vodka and shame
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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