there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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