YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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