Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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