question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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