You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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