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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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