Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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