When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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