problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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