on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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