Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have aggressive nipples.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
