she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you never un-have a 4some
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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