i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
