I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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