It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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