I must be too annoying 4 u.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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