I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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