so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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