im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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