I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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