can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How drunk are you?
Completed.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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