This is not my ceiling
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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