I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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