1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
my vag is so smooth its legendary
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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