sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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