I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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