If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
my liver is dry heaving
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
