so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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