Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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