You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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