I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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