i barfeds in our rink
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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