You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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