A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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