we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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