I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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