no. you can't hotbox the world.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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